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Agents of MORTAL
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May 4, 2023
May the 4th Be With You… Unless You’re an Asshole —OR— Coming to Terms With My Own Toxicity
May 4, 2023
May 4, 2023
Nov 26, 2022
Can a Story Save Gameplay? -or- God of War Ragnarok Review (Non-Spoiler)
Nov 26, 2022
Nov 26, 2022
Oct 30, 2022
Fantasy TV Burnout -Or- Why Am I So “Meh” about Rings of Power/House of the Dragon?
Oct 30, 2022
Oct 30, 2022
Aug 9, 2022
PLAYERS, the Show I Didn’t Know I Needed -or- Damn that Nerd Comedy-Drama for Making me Misty!
Aug 9, 2022
Aug 9, 2022
Mar 12, 2022
Daily Road Rage Observations -or- What Your Car Tells Me About You
Mar 12, 2022
Mar 12, 2022
Feb 19, 2022
Why Arcane Succeeded Where Wheel of Time Struggled -or- Don’t You Just Love it When a Middle Aged-SWM Talks About Female-Led Stories?
Feb 19, 2022
Feb 19, 2022
Jun 12, 2021
Defending Characters We’re Told to Hate -Or- Were Gaston and John Walker Really That Bad?
Jun 12, 2021
Jun 12, 2021
Apr 3, 2021
When White Women Explode -Or- Questioning Sci-Fi Fantasy Standards
Apr 3, 2021
Apr 3, 2021
Mar 9, 2021
Is Loki Responsible for Dwarf Cannibalism? -Or- Poking Fun at MCU Continuity
Mar 9, 2021
Mar 9, 2021
Mar 1, 2021
Did Quarantine Madness Make Me Like Fate The Winx Saga? -Or- Ranking Fantasy TV Can Be Fun
Mar 1, 2021
Mar 1, 2021
Jan 4, 2021
Am I Sexist for Believing that a Fat Man is Better than a Wonderful Woman? -Or- Has Quarantine Made Me Finally Go Crazy?
Jan 4, 2021
Jan 4, 2021
Aug 26, 2020
I Dream of an Actual Batman Film -or- If I see Another Bruce Wayne Movie I'm Burning This Mother Down
Aug 26, 2020
Aug 26, 2020
Apr 30, 2020
Breaking Up with Star Wars -Or- It’s Not You, It’s Me
Apr 30, 2020
Apr 30, 2020
Oct 18, 2019
Scorsese Doubts Marvel Movies as Cinema? -or- Hating Popular Things to Sound Cool
Oct 18, 2019
Oct 18, 2019
Sep 26, 2019
The Princess Bride IS Due for an Update -or- Remake Everything and Let Capitalism Sort it Out
Sep 26, 2019
Sep 26, 2019
Aug 17, 2019
My Marvel Movie Rankings . . . Because . . . Why Not?
Aug 17, 2019
Aug 17, 2019
May 29, 2019
The Thin Line Between Fan and Fanatic -or- Did Game of Thrones Let Us Down?
May 29, 2019
May 29, 2019
Apr 9, 2019
Game of Throne Final Season Woes -OR- How I Learned Love Jetpacks AND Broadswords
Apr 9, 2019
Apr 9, 2019
Apr 2, 2019
Review of Captain Marvel: A Midling Movie -or- The Benefits of Being the Butt of the Joke
Apr 2, 2019
Apr 2, 2019
Feb 9, 2019
Do We Need a Star Wars/Pulp Fiction Mash Up? Sure?
Feb 9, 2019
Feb 9, 2019
Nov 7, 2018
Political Picks and Pics -or- Pay Attention to My “Uniqueness!”
Nov 7, 2018
Nov 7, 2018
Featured
Sep 13, 2018
How to Get into Jedi Heaven - or - Remember that Time Vader Killed Kids?
Sep 13, 2018
Sep 13, 2018
Jun 14, 2018
Gym Butt Highlanders - Or - The War of the Rumps
Jun 14, 2018
Jun 14, 2018
Jun 5, 2018
Let’s Get Back to Scaring Children -or- Meh . . . a Little Therapy is Good for You
Jun 5, 2018
Jun 5, 2018
May 14, 2018
Is there Such a Thing as “Good” Segregation? -or- Death to Movie Theaters
May 14, 2018
May 14, 2018
Apr 13, 2018
Ode to the "Tramp Stamp" -Or - Beautiful Butterfly, They Can’t Hurt You Anymore
Apr 13, 2018
Apr 13, 2018
Mar 31, 2018
Can The Last Jedi Ruin Other Stories? -or- Nihilism and You! My Review of Episode XIII
Mar 31, 2018
Mar 31, 2018
Mar 15, 2018
Are You Critical or Just an A-Hole? -or- The Rusty Spork Phenomenon
Mar 15, 2018
Mar 15, 2018
Sep 11, 2016
Bringing Down Big Pumpkin -or- Too Much of an Average Thing
Sep 11, 2016
Sep 11, 2016
Sep 4, 2016
Where is My Olympic Porn? -or- Is there Hope for the Next Generation?
Sep 4, 2016
Sep 4, 2016
Aug 26, 2016
Deadpool: Awesome R-rated Comic flick -OR- The End of Days?
Aug 26, 2016
Aug 26, 2016
Aug 2, 2016
Legal Reason to Murder -or- That’s MY Sandwich, ASSHOLE!
Aug 2, 2016
Aug 2, 2016
Jul 28, 2016
Skull Punching the Elderly -or- A Beginners Guide to Spotting a Douchebag
Jul 28, 2016
Jul 28, 2016
Jul 19, 2016
Random Thoughts - WW vs WV, Adult Nuggets and Killing Stuff
Jul 19, 2016
Jul 19, 2016
Jul 12, 2016
Comedy Shelf Life -or- How to Remake Innerspace.
Jul 12, 2016
Jul 12, 2016
Jul 4, 2016
Cathartic Hate -or- Tolerable Intolerance
Jul 4, 2016
Jul 4, 2016
Jun 27, 2016
Twenty Five years of Influence -or- Moments We Never Forget
Jun 27, 2016
Jun 27, 2016
Jun 20, 2016
Meritocracy Through Make Up? Not in my America!
Jun 20, 2016
Jun 20, 2016
Jun 12, 2016
Tribalism In The Wake of Orlando - Peacemakers Wanted
Jun 12, 2016
Jun 12, 2016
May 31, 2016
The Real 1% -or- Bigots Need to Shut Their Mouths
May 31, 2016
May 31, 2016
May 22, 2016
Celebrities Clones -or- What’shisnuts in that Movie
May 22, 2016
May 22, 2016
May 16, 2016
The Killing Pork -or- Praising Domestic Abuse
May 16, 2016
May 16, 2016
May 9, 2016
Self Mockery: Sexual Inability & Instability Via 70’s Sleeping Fads-or- How Waterbeds are Not Your Friends
May 9, 2016
May 9, 2016
May 2, 2016
My Wife: Her Addiction - My Suffering
May 2, 2016
May 2, 2016
Apr 24, 2016
Self Mockery: Gurgling Guts pt. 2 -or- Brown Butt 2: Electric Boogaloo
Apr 24, 2016
Apr 24, 2016
Apr 17, 2016
Movie Madness: Star Wars - Gary’s Gamorrean Vengence -or- Pig Guard Blues
Apr 17, 2016
Apr 17, 2016
Apr 9, 2016
Intentional Trolling: Severus Snape Discovers the Friend Zone - Or - How Harry’s Parents were Assholes.
Apr 9, 2016
Apr 9, 2016
Mar 31, 2016
Self Mockery: Gurgling Guts & the Impending Brown Doom -or- My Butt Trouble, pt. 1
Mar 31, 2016
Mar 31, 2016
Mar 28, 2016
Review: Batman v. Superman - Dawn of Justice -OR - The $500M Battle of the Butt-Chins
Mar 28, 2016
Mar 28, 2016
Mar 24, 2016
Dirty Nerdy Question: Does Batman Masturbate?
Mar 24, 2016
Mar 24, 2016
Mar 22, 2016
Intentional Trolling: The Fett Family Follies
Mar 22, 2016
Mar 22, 2016